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50 Shades of Grey by Pam Ayres read by Sue Jacobs at The New Crystal Folk Club 18.2.2022

T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip.
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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (Pam Ayres) The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;.T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip.
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It turns out that the 'Ode to Fifty Shades of Grey' attributed to great British poet Pam Ayres earlier this year, and doing the rounds again on Facebook and Twitter again now, isn't her work at all! Rather it's apparently from the pen of one John Summers. But it's so 'Pam-esque' that the doyenne of the ditty had to take to Twitter.
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Pam Ayres was born in 1947 in Berkshire and left Faringdon Secondary Modern School at the age of 15. After a stint as a clerical assistant, she joined the Womens' Royal Air Force where she discovered a love of singing and acting. Performances at a local folk club led to her reciting her poem 'The Battery Hen' on BBC Radio Oxford; this was.
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Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down.
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Pam Ayres and the Piggo Stories. Some 30+ years ago Pam wrote a series of 16 Children's stories about a little pig called Piggo, who lived on a Farm, at a Stately Home Visitor Attraction. The stories were published by BBC Books, who also made a simple stop-frame animated version for BBC TV's "Playdays" programme.
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The poem, performed by Michael Flagg as part of a charity concert at St Nicholas-at-Wade church. One of the "Series of Six at Snick's" in 2014.Please note: t.
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T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And then I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip.
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Now some are fifty-six and some are twelve* You mothers on windswept platforms, crippled by the gash of fear, Go home. You aching sweetheart bent and crying for your young man, Go home. You have shared a last embrace. Hold it tenderly, remember it, safeguard and cherish it, For it must last a lifetime. And pity the straight-backed fathers, who.
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Various sources report that the author of the naughty poem is in fact a writer named John Summers. No matter, readers of the poem love it all the same, with one woman&home reader calling it 'absolutely brilliant'. We're rather inclined to agree! Woman and Home. Poet Pam Ayres is a bit of a national treasure - but the truth behind the naughty.
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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view) - By Pam Ayres of course.. The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;. T'was "Fifty Shades.
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Internet Archive. Language. English. 159 pages. 'The works' was first published in 1992 and contains 120 of her most popular poems written between 1972 and 1992. (From back cover) Access-restricted-item. true. Addeddate.
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Fifty Shades of Grey by Pam Ayres. The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;…. T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread.
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April 25, 2013, 11:54:08 AM. Apparently not by Ayres but a pastiche.. Ayres, though, took to Twitter this morning after actor Tanya Franks told her that she'd "just read your 50 Shades of Grey poem - the mental images of Mabel and hubby are laughingly and howlingly disturbing". Indeed.
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All Pam's poems by Ayres, Pam, 1947-Publication date 1978 Publisher London : Hutchinson Collection inlibrary; printdisabled; internetarchivebooks Contributor Internet Archive Language English. 143 p. : 23 cm Access-restricted-item true Addeddate 2023-03-30 07:11:51
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